Alright, listen. This is a pre-order. Estimate delivery in 2-4 months. Genuine Radioactive Rubble from the DC area! I will go to great lengths to fulfill the pre-orders placed before Tacswap goes down. This radioactive rubble will act as a water purifier (set next to water, not in it), abortifacient, and a night light. Contains components from the US, North Korea, Iran, Russia, and China. Made in Israel. 10,000 year warranty. Contact me on the 10m guard frequency under my Tacswap callsign. I may not be able to speak due to radiation poisoning, so work on your morse code. The only trade is for non-radioactive food and water.
