nomoremondaysThis spring has been in my family since we left Florida. This is a no-shit Vero Beach Knights Armament spring. I'm not sure what it actually goes to, but it's the real deal. No lowballers, I know what I have. And if you are looking at this ad, you do, too. No I don't have the packaging - nobody on the planet could afford it if I did. This was part of a Devgru contract, but then the US Marshall's service banged it out with Seal Team 6 and killed them to take possession. Something about poisoned hair gel and a fake book publisher who was actually a suicide bomber. Also, I won't be meeting you in person. Nor will I take cash for this, you are going to have to use an obscure payment service. No shipping, either. And I don't want to hear any sob stories about your car breaking down if we arrange a deal. No returns. In fact, I don't want you to talk to me at all other than for payment. And to arrange pickup. Somehow, but thats the buyers responsibility. If you try lowballing me, the CIA will drone strike your location. I'm not sure why, I think its a glitch in the system they use to surveil my compound. Because they know I have 'the spring'. So just don't do it. If I ghost you, it's because I had to join the other scientists who are on the run because of that aliens thing thats happening next week. Again, no refunds. I will trade for 32 PVS-30 night vision clip ons, or a brand new Ferrari. You can TacSwap message me for a Google Voice number thats even less traceable than on here.
