nomoremondaysDid you get all kitted out for the....thing....that happened after that one thing...where we had to actually use all this gear? And you put your shit on, and you were super excited that you finally got to justify all these years of credit card debt to your waifu? All the insta snaps? All the agonizing reddit back and forths? And she was happy and sent you a gold star icon in the AI chat because she's not real? Days of legend, my friend. Then, right as you opened your door to announce to the world that Player 1 has entered the game, a 70 year old GWOT vet mistakes you for the enemy and drills you in the face with his 30-06 with black tips? And it blows right through your ops-core rifle-rated face armor? And the last thing you hear on this planet is "Fucking robots" said in crazy-old-man-drawl? In that case, do us all a favor. This is the last thing you are ever going to do for the rest of us, still fighting the battle. DON'T DROP COMMON LOOT! Listen, I know that PSA is just as good as a Knights Armament gun....we all know it. But how am I going to sell that shit when I get back to the Tower? There are going to be like 1500 of them in a dumpster out back of the market. Get on here and upgrade your level of archeological interest! Become the find of the century for the aliens sifting through the ashes of our planet! Spend some money! Revitalize the gun economy! This has been a Public Service Announcement from your friends at....wait. It's a PSA. Throw it away now, before the stain spreads! Open to trades, no sex robots.
