dwpw78That's right Fanboys! The Geniuses at Q LLC have done it again! This time, they've taken the modern 2-point rifle sling and made some RAZOR-CLEAN FUCKTAASTIC improvements! FIRST: they removed all QD-Swivels, MASH hooks, ParaClips, or any of the other convenient and reliable modern attachment points because, as we all know, saving 0.5oZ on your SLING will elevate you to EDGELORD OPERATOR LEVEL. They could have used something innovative and trusted, like the BFG ULOOP, but Q is innovating so far outside the box, they went with SHOE LACES instead! NEXT: all steel or alloy fixtures have been removed. Who wants bulky, heavy reliable hardpoints on their RIFLE SLING? LOSERS, that's who! SLICK ASS TRENDING TIKTOK GUNMASTERS KNOW WHAT'S UP! PLASTIC!! Plastic is what's up. All Plastic. Probably POST-CONSUMER plastic because you know, we'll even pander to CLIMATE ALARMISTS if it gets us that HYYYYPE. AND!!!!! Don't think for one second Q LLC's army of highly skilled ENGINEERS have forgotten the strap itself! OH HELL BUT FUCK NO!! We sourced the thinnest, cheapest, most abrasive 500D nylon available. WHY? Because 2-ply or tubular 1000D Nylon and padding is for CROSSDRESSERS and SELF-HATING SHOE PERVERTS, that's why ... Only REAL LAMBO DRIVING CIA CONTRACT ASSASIN HYPEBEASTS know about the 500D yo. 100% BERRY COMPLIANT because the DOD has us on SPEED DIAL!! Who is EDGAR SHERMAN DESIGNS? Some dude selling branded water bottles, T-Shirts, and tactical plastic who we ALLOWED to make this AWESOME sling for us. OH yeah, and by the way, THE COOLEST, SMARTEST thing he makes, ABSOLUTELY IDEAL for this sling - the ESD PARACORD GUIDE for slings - We decided NOT to include it because FUCK OUR CUSTOMERS. Let them LEARN how cool it is to have a mess of loose shoelaces dangling from both ends of their rifle. Only then can their minds be ready to accept our massively tactical big-dick energy. NO- this isn't one of the ULTRA-EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL EDITIONS that only the COOLEST TRENDMASTERS are allowed to buy after we interview them to see if they're cool enough. The rest of you WANNABEES have to pay DOUBLE RETAIL from scalpers so you can PRETEND to be in the Cool Guys Club. Nope. This is the BLACK ONE. THE REAL ONE. The most ULTRA-TACTICAL of ALL COLORS BUY IT NEW FOR MORE THAN EVEN THE HIGHEST QUALITY SLINGS FROM RESPECTED BRANDS .... or take this one for $25 and live in shame.
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